People, my principles have persistently pestered me, and presently I perceive that I must post a pronouncement.
I politely profess that in my previous proclamations I have been perfidious. The PPPP is not a plainly proper pursuit of pictorial progress. Per contra, it is not prurient pursuit to pornographically pervert previously pure ponies. The Pony Plot Perfection Project was a premeditated ploy to pester and peeve. By provoking and perturbing plenty of puritanically prudish people, I procured plenty of personal pleasure.
Pitiably, the persistent pecking of my principles has put me in a predicament, and I am pressed to post this proclamation. I am presently palliating my perfidious past because I am penitent for my peccancy.
Pony Plot Perfection Project perishes posthaste.